Biography
"If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got."
Humble Beginnings
I’ll try and not sound too big headed and and stick to the facts, but when you’re in the self promotion world sometimes you sound like P.T.Barnum. When I came out of prison*, I thought to myself what is the best place for born storyteller and liar to do honest work. Obviously politics was out of the question and so I bought a 1985 Ford Granada estate and decided that I needed to go and look. My probation officer had told me about this place in London that took in waifs and strays like me it was called the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts (RADA). I didn’t get into RADA, but the next place I tried was The Arts Educational School and after I did my speeches** they were just fine and dandy and took me on board.
I was taught things about my voice and how to shout and not hurt it. I was taught how to act by not acting, to be the cat, but best of all I was shown a new way to move forward with my life…As an actor.
I left this school with nothing but a piece of paper called a diploma in acting which I since learnt isn’t worth the paper it’s written on. But the experience was worth its weight in gold***.
1. Thick As Thieves
2. Burt n Joyce
3. Coast to Coast
4. Poles Apart
5. When Will I Be Famous
Not everything works well in this genre though. My next project was to be a bumpier ride. I decided to try and become famous. I found out that it is really hard to become famous and that it’s not as interesting as previous projects, so this stopped this work in its tracks.
Awards - We have won
- Manchester Theatre Award.
- TAPS comedy writing award.
- Alfred Bradley Radio Award (runner-up)