DAN

DAN got his name from his mum because she loved the Elton John song, if you aren't familiar with the song then you have poor music taste.

DAN left school at 16 in 1992 and went straight to college and from there he went to university. He left institutionalised education aged 21, a very angry man.

DAN then grew a beard.

Has been

· assistant to his dad
· market stall shouter and occasionally making citizen's arrests
· forecourt manager of a petrol station
· lard stacker (ask me when you see me)
· stage technician
· factory worker, specialising in talc and Hugo Boss
· youth worker
· actor
· writer
· actor/writer/director/artist
In that order.

C.V.
Bouncers - a bouncer
Fastest Milkfloat in the World - I set the world record (ask me about that too)
Emmerdale - a gypsy who spat on a cripple
I have also appeared on a boat on the Thames pretending to be a Tory.